

Ariesįlashy and brash, original and hard to ignore, Cardinal Fire sign Aries wants to be first and be seen. After a string of arrests, including this one in 1965, her notoriety forced Doris Payne to take her thievery first to small towns and then Europe. “If they could forget, then I could get money,” she wrote. In 2019, Payne penned a tell-all book, revealing the key to a successful heist isn’t luck or confidence but the ability to make people forget. Leave it to a glamorous Libra like Doris Payne to commit the bloodless, victimless crime of high-end larceny, eventually becoming the world’s most famous jewel thief. Renowned for prodigious charm and minimal work ethic, they prefer not to get their hands dirty or their feathers ruffled. Ruled by Venus, the planet of love and beauty, Libras feel entitled to the finer things in life and exhibit no real motivation to toil for them. Beware false prophets and those born in early July. For evidence, look no further than Cancer evangelist Peter Popoff, who allegedly swindled legions of faith followers out of dollars and dignity by falsely claiming to be a clairvoyant capable of divining and curing their medical conditions. At its darkest expression, it is emotionally manipulative and deluded when it comes to self-reflection. Ruled by the moon, Cancer energy is associated with compassion, intuition and caretaking. It is thus no surprise that infamous Ponzi schemer Bernie Madoff was born under the sign of the bull. Taurus rules the Second House of values and possessions, and the darkest expression of this energy is ruthless greed and absolute laziness. It’s just that they would rather get rich than get even. It’s not that they don’t have rage in fact, all bulls reserve a part of their pasture for the grudges they routinely water. TaurusĬontrary to this study, in my experience, a Taurus would rather masturbate and have a beach picnic than go to the trouble of murdering someone. Based on a personal penchant for men with neck tattoos, considerable astrological training and a teenage obsession with true crime documentaries, I bring you my list of the most dangerous zodiac signs, ranked from least to most. I would argue that Mutability and Midwestern pedigrees lead the charge when it comes to sadistic temperaments, and Air signs are most adept at talking themselves into plea deals. While thieves and killers run the gamut and round out the zodiac wheel, there are certain qualities that lend themselves to deviant behavior. A widely circulated internet report claiming the FBI categorized and ranked criminals according to their zodiac signs has been debunked.īut what the suits failed to provide, I am here to deliver.
